the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

(via plot-twist-im-lesbian)

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

d0it4theratchetz:

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned

Prolly.

(via plot-twist-im-lesbian)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via plot-twist-im-lesbian)

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